Happy Birthday Jared!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:29 am
Happy happy happy day to the universe's best "Cylon Hander" (Mine! 
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Jared, I couldn't pwn this Earth and the lowly humans that abound without you.
Thank you from the bottom of my chrome plated, photo whoring, sweat covered, single eyed (blind), 1978 genocidal outer space robotic, stumbling / bumbling, child terrorizing, bayonet swinging, battery eating, Velcro popping, carrot-cake-the-size-of-your-head, road trip causing, round-and-round Bartle Hall heart --- By Your Command!
)Jared, I couldn't pwn this Earth and the lowly humans that abound without you.
Thank you from the bottom of my chrome plated, photo whoring, sweat covered, single eyed (blind), 1978 genocidal outer space robotic, stumbling / bumbling, child terrorizing, bayonet swinging, battery eating, Velcro popping, carrot-cake-the-size-of-your-head, road trip causing, round-and-round Bartle Hall heart --- By Your Command!