Colonial Warrior Bishop here. I have thus far eluded your sensor scans and have prepared makeshift living quarters deep within this Basestar's central core. I'm gonna be here a while and I can't help but notice the place is a bit bland. Too many shiny surfaces. Needs some warm tones to make it feel more like home.
It is a little known fact that before joining the service, the Galactica's very own Colonel Tigh studied at the Caprica School of Interior Design. His office is the best decorated in the Fleet, winning the coveted top spot in "Rag Tag Tabloid's" annual color publication, "Color & Texture: Top 10 Spaces to Sooth Away the Cylon Tyranny Blues" for three years running!
So my first order of business is to paste up some wallpaper and secure some art. If you would do me the favor of quietly distributing the attached flyer to your Cylon friends & family, I will be forever in your debt.
Loves it...
